Durhaka

 Ayah : Nak, Tolong beliin rokok di warung sebelah buat ayah ya.

Anak : hmm, saya lagi main nih Yah, (bermain kelereng)

Ayah : Ayolah Nak, ntar Ayah kasih 2ribu buat kamu ke sekolah besok.

Anak : Gak Usah Yah, saya masih punya uang jajang kok buat seminggu

Ayah : Kalo gitu 3ribu, gimana ?

Anak : gini aja Yah, saya kasih 5 ribu ke ayah, ayah pergi belii sendiri. gimana ?

Ayah : ###### ???????


Ps : Do not try this at home.!!!! 

Fun Reading test

Huahahahahaha... **amazing huh** ?

True Talk

BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy

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GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...

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GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

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GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple

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GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve

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BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??

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BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??

Boy and Girl part I

G: soo... waz up?

B: nothin? is there a reason your talking to me?

G: well i jus i jus.... i like you

B: really now?

G: ya *girl blushes an starts to turn away*

B: aw dont be so shy...

G: what do you mean?

B: i have known you like!

G: is it that obvious?

B: ya but no biggy, i kinda like you to.

G: wow i thought if i told u...

B: what? that i would be another onee jerks and hurt another pretty inocent girl?

G: well kinda but that makes you sound like a bad guy

B: no one gives me any credit, im not like other guys

G: i know your not your better then them

B: ......

G:....